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advertisement-discount-1 = Discount Dan, he's the man!
advertisement-discount-2 = There ain't nothing better in this world than a bite of mystery.
advertisement-discount-3 = Don't listen to those other machines, buy my product!
advertisement-discount-4 = Quantity over Quality!
advertisement-discount-5 = Don't listen to those eggheads at the CDC, buy now!
advertisement-discount-6 = Discount Dan's: We're good for you! Nope, couldn't say it with a straight face.
advertisement-discount-7 = Discount Dan's: Only the best quality produ-*BZZT
advertisement-discount-8 = Discount Dan(tm) is not responsible for any damages caused by misuse of his product.
advertisement-discount-9 = We offer a wide variety of cheap snacks!
thankyou-discount-1 = Thanks for usi-*BZZT
thankyou-discount-2 = Remember: no refunds!
thankyou-discount-3 = It's your problem now!
thankyou-discount-4 = We are legally obligated to remind you not to eat that.
thankyou-discount-5 = Please don't sue us!
thankyou-discount-6 = We swear it looked like that when we stocked it!
thankyou-discount-7 = Yeah, good luck with that.
thankyou-discount-8 = Enjoy your, uh... "snack".