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91 lines
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book-text-demonomicon1 = How To Summon a Demon
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- by J.G. Wizgerald
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1. todo finish writing demon summoning guide
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book-text-demonomicon2 = How To Summon a Lemon
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- by J.G. Wizgerald
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1. todo finish writing lemon summoning guide
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2. WAit. Typo. Oh shit. Sorry guys
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book-text-demonomicon3 = Cool Demon Names I Found
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- by Ms. Mossrock
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Abraxas
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Nephilim
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Baal
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Leviathan
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Gary
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Moloch
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Scylla
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Phenex
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book-text-chemistry-insane = IGOR CHEMISTRY GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
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TITLE: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
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ABSTRACT: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
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SECTION: WISE WORDS OF IGOR CHEMISTRY
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MY NUMBER ONE TIP. IS TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL ALL END.
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SO JUST KEEP AT IT!!
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MY NUMBER TWO TIP. I JUST CAN'T STOP FUCKING GRINDING UP JUMPSUITS. MY "COLLEAGUES" (agents) KEEP YELLING AT ME
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TO STOP AND THAT 'itll come out of our paychecks' BUT THE STUFF IS SO GOOD. I'M LIKE AN INTERIOR DECORATION GENIUS.
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SAXOPHONES AND BATTERIES TAKE MY MIND OFF OF IT BUT I'M ALWAYS BACK TO THE JUMPSUITS. HOO WEE.
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MY NUMBER THREE TIP. THANK YOU FOR READING!! IGOR CHEMISTRY
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CONCLUSION: IGOR CHEMISTRY
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book-text-botanics = ** Applications of Botanical Specimens Found In Nanotrasen Territories **
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Many plants, when ground, yield useful chemicals. S. (spessmens) papaver and S. aloe vera
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are known for their basic healing properties.
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S. lucidum, or lingzhi, is known for its potent ability to save those near death from toxins. Eating too much
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is known to cause adverse effects.
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S. amanita, a powerfully poisonous specimen (Rest In Peace Sir Alacaster), and S. galactica, a
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seemingly ordinary antitoxin, appear to have some sort of relation to eachother.
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Some research is being done on combinations of the medicinal plants discussed, and they may prove fruitful.
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- penned by James Alacaster and Golzuk Amaranth
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book-text-gnome = All Hail Our Gnome King
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He who is the grand cartographer who placed our kind into the world of the Island!
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He who loves those with the largest of Hats!
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Struck down by the evildoers who cannot appreciate our kind!
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Our revenge will be dealt in full! He will Rise once more! hee Hoo!
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book-text-fishing = When I grow up, I want to be one of the harvesters of the space sea!
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I think before my days are done I want to catch the fabled space fish!
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I'm like a little rat sailing the seas of cheese! The bastards come to end me but I am as sly as a cat and as lucky as they come!
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Press the <L BUMPER> and <R TRIGGER> to activate the fishing minigame.
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- Sgt. John Baker Aclopoly
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book-text-detective = CHAPTER 1: SMALL ADVENTURES IN A BIG STATION
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This station is filled with crime and grime...
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I was shooting hoops down on Bagel when I heard a cry and a laser shot. I walked under the table nearby to hide, but there wasn't a second shot.
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Outside, the engineerin chief got blasted by two Syndies hooked up with some fierce contraband. There wasn't enough of him for an open casket funeral.
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Things always go wild here.. I'll never look at clowns the same.
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The question is.. Who did it?
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